I can’t explain how bored and distressed I am by fashion right now. This whole ‘noughties revival’ thing that’s going on brings into sharp focus exactly how bad it was the first time around, and those memories are fresh wounds in my mind. God I’m old. It’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow, and I’m spending it away from my gobesh yet again, so here are some photos of me looking wistful in an entirely remixed outfit. 

Wearing

ASOS dress from last summer  //  Ancient ASOS velvet bow  //  Catarzi ear hat  //  Thrifted heels  //  MAC Ruby Woo

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